What did the runner say after a marathon? π
I need a new electro-life! β‘
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Why was I mad at math while running? πββοΈ
because I tried to Log(4) miles, but the math said it was only 2 miles! πͺ΅
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A floating point number is playing hide and seek...
All it needs is a bit of an (h)int! π
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Who doesn't love an Ice-cream? π¦
Even the Ghost said " I scream! " π»
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How do you have fun in a binary world? π»
You run 5 (00000101) miles (also known as "lol" miles)! π
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What did the weather say? βοΈ
It's too cold, I need some Fahren-Heat! π‘οΈ
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Running Expectations: Runner's High πββοΈβ¨
Running Reality: Runner's Knee π©Ήπ€
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How do you get a PR in a running race? β±οΈ
Run as if John Wick is chasing you! πΆοΈπ
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What did the CS student say? π»
If I'm not running, am I walking?
(!(Running) == Walking?) π€
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What word in English do runners hate the most? π£οΈ
OK β because it has 0 K (Zero Potassium)! ππ
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What is a politician's favorite element? ποΈ
Fe (Iron) β They sure do love the Iron-y! βοΈπ€‘
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Why do singers never get muscle cramps? π€
Because they have Na-Na-Na-Na in every song! π§πΆ
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What do runners and singers have in common? πββοΈπ΅
Ba-Na-Na-Na-Na! ππ€
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What did the CS student say when he was running late? πββοΈπ»
I'll be back in a BYTE!
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What would Atlanta be if it had beaches? πποΈ
Sea-ATL-e! πποΈ
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What did the numbers 1, 7, 5, and 9 say? π’
That's ODD... we have a Mys-3! (We miss 3) π΅οΈββοΈπ§©
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Heart: Let's go on a run today! β€οΈ
Lungs: You take my breath away... π«π¨
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What did my British friend say after a 10k? π
U K? (Are you okay?) π¬π§β
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Me: I'll try to beat my PR today! β±οΈ
Madara Uchiha: Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world... πΉπ
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Running Up-Hills or Running Up-H-Eels? β°οΈ
Either way, it feels like an electric shock to my legs! β‘π¦΅
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What did the runner say? π
If only I could recover as fast as Atlanta's weather changes from being sunny to rainy! βοΈπ¦οΈβοΈ
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Why did my German friend not laugh at my joke? π©πͺ
Because he found my joke Fun-Nein! (No Fun) π«
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Always take life with a p-inch of salt... π§
And a politician's words with a p-feet of salt! π¦Άπ§ποΈ
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What is a fish's favorite food? π
muf-Fins! π§
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